One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.
person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"
dad: *goes to get the milk*
dad: *goes to get the milk*
by nUR53_f1nn December 15, 2021
Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
by Insanities_Savior April 11, 2010
When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.
by Redfox30 March 09, 2022
Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.
average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'
giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'
giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'
by Sparkling Milk June 02, 2022
by guitarman 309 January 07, 2011
The tightest of all the 4 Princesses in Equestria, the one alicorn who serviced L Money since his first boner and is his wife and fuck buddy.
by King Of My Little Pony February 26, 2025
A sparkle queen is a person who does a boat load of speed and uses the word sparkle to make it more appealing. She gets sparkley and carrys it well .
BRO, you never heard about Alexis Joelle? Thats the sparkle-queen !
Friend: wasup Alexis?
Alexis: sparkling baby. Wby?
Friend: wasup Alexis?
Alexis: sparkling baby. Wby?
by EyeCandy23 June 11, 2022