One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.
person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"

dad: *goes to get the milk*
by nUR53_f1nn December 15, 2021
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Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend

Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it

George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
by Insanities_Savior April 11, 2010
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When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.
"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."
by Redfox30 March 09, 2022
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natural sparkling wine

Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.
He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?
by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023
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Wet Sparkle

When a woman squirts on your chest or upper body.
by Sparkle King April 25, 2019
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Twilight Sparkle

The tightest of all the 4 Princesses in Equestria, the one alicorn who serviced L Money since his first boner and is his wife and fuck buddy.
Twilight Sparkle was L Money's favorite...
by King Of My Little Pony February 26, 2025
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Sparkle-Queen

A sparkle queen is a person who does a boat load of speed and uses the word sparkle to make it more appealing. She gets sparkley and carrys it well .
BRO, you never heard about Alexis Joelle? Thats the sparkle-queen !

Friend: wasup Alexis?

Alexis: sparkling baby. Wby?
by EyeCandy23 June 11, 2022
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