One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.
person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"
dad: *goes to get the milk*
dad: *goes to get the milk*
by nUR53_f1nn December 15, 2021
Get the Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookiemug. Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
by Insanities_Savior April 10, 2010
Get the Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitchmug. When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.
by Redfox30 March 9, 2022
Get the Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Piemug. by Upthaapeace September 23, 2015
Get the sparkling lacemug. Adam: Bentley has been real distant recently so i sparkled him and now we're gonna be closer friends now
Michael: thats awesome man
Michael: thats awesome man
by TheCheesestick February 10, 2024
Get the sparkledmug. Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.
He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?
by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023
Get the natural sparkling winemug. A multi-gender attracted male (bi, pan, etc.) who is flamboyant, yet also a DILF (Daddy I Love to Fuck). Often times, a "Sparkle DILF" is a girl-dad or a father who doesn't support strict gender roles.
by Eris Silver May 25, 2024
Get the Sparkle DILFmug.