The most terrible and disgusting housekeeper on the team. Someone who sniffs robes and if they smell ok they're re-tied and offered to a guest. The weakest member on the team.
by Tales from Housekeeping January 1, 2022
Get the Robe Sniffermug. by dickandballs69420 March 20, 2022
Get the bread sniffermug. Pers 1: "sandy and greg are hanging out a lot. Thought she was woth steve."
Pers 2: "yeah. He's waiting for them to break up. Damn rebound sniffer"
Pers 2: "yeah. He's waiting for them to break up. Damn rebound sniffer"
by flpitonurwndshld August 30, 2013
Get the rebound sniffermug. Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
by DCor April 22, 2023
Get the saddle sniffermug. Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.
My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.
Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.
Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.
by Alastor86 December 18, 2021
Get the Toffee Sniffermug. One who like the smell of a dirty woman,a whore.One who like the scent of a woman's dirty panties after sex with numerous partners.
by heffalump21 November 19, 2011
Get the Whore sniffermug. One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.
A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.
A dumb ass that does no research.
A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.
A dumb ass that does no research.
Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.
by StunterShadeZ May 10, 2018
Get the Poot Sniffermug.