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Sesh Snake

A so called “friend” who says that they cannot come out and “sesh”, yet proceeds to go out anyway, (most likely with a different group of friends). This behaviour is “snakey” and therefore the perpetrator is known as a “sesh snake”.
“Will is a right sesh snake! He said he wasn’t going to go out yet he woke up with sick in his sink and had no memory of his night.
by Couldhavedroppedmycroissant March 15, 2018
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snake on a stick

Anyone working in the EMS field. (from the snake and staff on a star of life)
by Westley E November 6, 2007
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snake-in-the-woodpile

(Noun) A trouble-making, untrustworthy person who often places themselves near to others in the hopes acquiring or overhearing information that they can distort and falsify.
Nickki whispered to Robin, "I need to tell you something, but that snake-in-the-woodpile Brandy is trying to eavesdrop on us. Let's go outside so that the cunt can't hear us".
by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019
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Snake Tangle

A sexual gathering comprised of all male participants and are non biased in sexual orientation.
Man... I came this close to walking in on a full on snake tangle! When I noticed the assortment of sneakers and boots lined up outside the door, I decided to turn away!
by LauraKroft December 19, 2019
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Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016
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Grub Snake

A name that is commonly used by the popular youtube commentator xcalizorz(Bruce) to describe a penis
Jensen has an augmented metallic grub snake.
by Marcus Junius Brutus October 25, 2011
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snake hours

The window of time in which native snakes are highly active in coastal regions of Australia, wherein an unofficial curfew is implemented to curb the increasing trend of snake bite mortality.

The commonly accepted hours of snake dominance are from 3am to 7am Australian Eastern Standard time, and 3am to 6am during daylight savings in all regions apart from far North Queensland where hours of activity are extended by an hour.
"Hey Tom, are you coming to Nick's birthday on Saturday?"

"Sure, but I'll have to leave early so that I can make it home before snake hours."
by PaulTheGOAT September 10, 2019
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