When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.
by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Snailmug. Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”
Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
by Snailraper6969 April 12, 2021
Get the snail rapemug. "Bro, last night my girl was super turned on, hopped on my stomach and just straight snail trailed me."
by BakedBaker April 18, 2021
Get the Snail Trailmug. by Longdongduck01 February 10, 2019
Get the Pink snailmug. by JIMMYWANIDJSSS October 8, 2023
Get the Snail Eatermug. When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020
Get the Crippled Snailmug. by Herm Fern January 10, 2014
Get the Snail Saltmug.