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Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022
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honey smuggler

by The Big Nigel August 8, 2022
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Brownie Smuggler

A white or non black person who secretly dates or is dating a black person and doesn't want their family to know about it, so they are very secretive about it
Steven, we all know you are literally a brownie Smuggler.
by whitepatriot77 December 22, 2025
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pung smuggler

A Pung smuggler is someone who is not just from this world but from all realities at once. A spiritual entity.
Yo that Bong hit has made me a Pung smuggler
by Unholy_minds October 12, 2017
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Mud Smuggler

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.
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