1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.
Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.
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