scum-fu

Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.

Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.

Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.

Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!

by scum-fu January 2, 2023

Brazilian Scum

This right here, Ladies and Gentlemen is the definition of a literal piece of trash who smells like doodoo and is shit at R6 and Fortnite. In particular, this type of scum might make many bets with you. Whatever you do, take the bet. This scum always loses bets. And that right there is a Brazilian Scum

Hey I heard Isaac didn't come to school today, how come?

Oh yeah its cause he is a Brazilian Scum

by Dadda? March 21, 2022

Scum of the earth

Is someone who sucks.

Grace: Your scum of the earth
Harry: Yes i am.

by Gwaybee February 27, 2021

Trying To Scum

hiding something that you want from someone because you are to afraid to ask them for said object.

my Mother was trying to scum me when I got myself a water

by NuggerEmperorTheDick February 17, 2018

Regional Scum

Derogatory nickname issued to capable pilots flying regional jets because their hat was unwedged slightly from their asshole during one or more mainline interviews.

That regional scum FO just kicked me off the duce canoe jumpseat even though I listed first. I hope he gets aids.

by A220isAregionalJet July 9, 2019

Scum Scraper

A desparate person in a night club who hasn't pulled by the end of the night and is attempting to pull a troll to take home.

Look at that poor desparate scum scraper tring to chat up that sludge pig on the dance floor

by SludgeMan January 23, 2013

butt scum

a longer definition for poo, butt nugget, turd, faeces, or alternatively another word for shit or scum

This pie tastes like butt scum

by Bororen Bitch May 6, 2008