Russian Earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."
by ill mitch February 02, 2006
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russian pancake

A game where 2 people take turns jumping on to the other person's, trying to make it as painful as humanly possible. who ever did the least amount of screaming and wailing is the winner.
*Bob body slams Fred*
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake
by Anonymous Person #123456 May 07, 2011
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Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.
Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!
by pawnkake August 30, 2009
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Sneaky Russian

When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.
I was at this party and i gave a Sneaky Russian to a drunk chick. I took her most roughly.
by the surprised parties January 28, 2009
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russian compound

A Russian compound is where a guy is getting his ass eaten while he shits and when the shit goes in her mouth you do a 180 and she smears the shit all over your cock and balls
Dave: yo jack did you hear what happens to me last night

Jack: no bro what happend

Dave: a girl at the party gave me a wicked russian compound
by Lilwebdog March 19, 2019
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Russian Suicide

Any murder framed as a suicide by the State. In other words a media friendly way of purging somebody. The name comes from the half joke that many Russian politicians and Generals "Commit Suicide" or "Get Ill" when they screw up.
News: "General Popov, a notorious critic of the Russian government has reportedly committed suicide this morning. Russian state media claims Popov shot himself in the back of the head before dumping himself in a ditch."

Me: "Yeah that's a Russian Suicide."
by Doing_Beuano October 03, 2023
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pink russian

A cocktail that is meant for hangovers consisting of vodka and Pepto-Bismol.
I'm too hungover to drink tonight.

Just kick back a couple pink russians and you'll be fine.
by Stone Axe December 31, 2013
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