Russian Earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."

by ill mitch February 2, 2006

russian pancake

A game where 2 people take turns jumping on to the other person's, trying to make it as painful as humanly possible. who ever did the least amount of screaming and wailing is the winner.

*Bob body slams Fred*
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake

by Anonymous Person #123456 June 1, 2011

Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.

Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!

by pawnkake August 29, 2009

Sneaky Russian

When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.

I was at this party and i gave a Sneaky Russian to a drunk chick. I took her most roughly.

by the surprised parties January 28, 2009

russian clumsiness

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Russian stick

A Russian/Soviet weapon like: AK 47, PP-2000 or P-96 etc.

X: Dude i bought a new Russian stick from that guy behind the corner

Y: Damn that's a nice OTs. wanna test it out?
X: Hell yeah

by Sovietboy666 May 25, 2021

Russian Suicide

Any murder framed as a suicide by the State. In other words a media friendly way of purging somebody. The name comes from the half joke that many Russian politicians and Generals "Commit Suicide" or "Get Ill" when they screw up.

News: "General Popov, a notorious critic of the Russian government has reportedly committed suicide this morning. Russian state media claims Popov shot himself in the back of the head before dumping himself in a ditch."

Me: "Yeah that's a Russian Suicide."

by Doing_Beuano October 3, 2023