Russian Earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."

by ill mitch February 2, 2006

Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.

Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!

by pawnkake August 29, 2009

russian pancake

A game where 2 people take turns jumping on to the other person's, trying to make it as painful as humanly possible. who ever did the least amount of screaming and wailing is the winner.

*Bob body slams Fred*
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake

by Anonymous Person #123456 June 1, 2011

Sneaky Russian

When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.

I was at this party and i gave a Sneaky Russian to a drunk chick. I took her most roughly.

by the surprised parties January 28, 2009

Russian Benjie

Sweet talking a man making sure to say "Bro" every 2-3 words while taking said man from behind.

I hear from the men at the docks my boss is a real Russian Benjie when it comes to the bedroom.

by Saucie Slinger October 24, 2019

Russian Spearman

When you use your wang as a spear and rum through the bedroom door screaming Russian war chants as you dive on the bed and spear the woman in the vag

Ryan: Wanna do the Russian Spearman?

Tanisha: Yea sure but what if you miss?

Ryan: That's okay I'll be going so fast that I'll create a hole wherever I land.

by Mista Bronx January 1, 2015

russian compound

A Russian compound is where a guy is getting his ass eaten while he shits and when the shit goes in her mouth you do a 180 and she smears the shit all over your cock and balls

Dave: yo jack did you hear what happens to me last night

Jack: no bro what happend

Dave: a girl at the party gave me a wicked russian compound

by Lilwebdog March 19, 2019