franco rican

Someone whose descent/nationality is half French and half Puerto Rican.

Her mother's French and her father's Puerto Rican so she considers herself franco rican.

by DawnR. September 7, 2006

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

by James Frost September 12, 2005

Puerto Rican iPod

When (in this case) Puerto Ricans hang out on the sidewalk all day next to their parked that has all four doors open and blast music as loud as possible

Frasier: Wait wait, I couldn't hear you...I'm in Bushwick and just passed a Puerto Rican iPod

Niles: Which kind?

Frasier: A tricked out Honda Civic

by stella catois January 10, 2012

Puerto Rican Jackhammer

The act of dipping a small round rod into any variety of hot sauce and then quickly thrusting it in and out of a guys peehole.

Man1: "I'm down for some kinky shit, but when she suggested a puerto rican jackhammer i was out of there"

Man2: "Well can I get her phone number then?"

by XtheoneandonlyfattyX August 6, 2011

goddamn puerto ricans

yeah we think we da shit cuz we are we beautiful as hell,people who are hated on by other people like WHACKER

we godddamn puertoricans are always hated on by other bitches

by puertorican and proud April 19, 2005

Puerto Rican Wanna Be

either a dum ass cuban that wishes he was a puerto rican or a rich stuck up puerto rican that makes A's in school that thinks hes mexican or black. Lots of em in clermont florida

Puerto Rican Wanna Be:
Yea nigga im down to cuss in front of everyone at school.
A real hardcore mexican:
Yea esa lets go fuck up some busters

by Matt156496 December 17, 2008

Puerto Rican Steamboat

A girl takes a shit, melts it in her pussy and the guy eats it out.

Dude, my girl pulled a puerto rican steamboat last night. It was awesome!!!

by GoldenFalis March 16, 2009