Retard

Someone that either;

Doesn't understand an obvious(easy to get) joke.
Can't form a coherent sentence.
Doesn't know basic math to save their life.
Tumblr addict.

Chelsea Aitkens only sits on Tumblr all day going " I CAN'T EVEN ". What a retard.

by Muddy Waters Panda August 22, 2014

retarded

you.

me-you are retarded

by me wigga February 4, 2018

Retarded

This word has more words than gay. Therefore it will allow people to see your true genius and make anyone else die instantaneously.

Person 1 (a genius): Your retarded.
Person 2 (iq is a positive number):

k.

Person 1 (has found another moron): Retarded.
Moron: Nani?!?!😱 *dies

by Kingexplosionmurderbirdrocket November 3, 2018

Retardation

This is simply the process of becoming a retard.

My friend is going through retardation.

by Virtual Image October 21, 2017

Retard

Natalie. Mishu.

Natalie is a ReTaRd.

by Ishan raykaaa August 11, 2019

retard

1) Someone with a mental disability that everyone treats with kid gloves and condescension because they assume everyone else is treating them like shit.

2) Someone who is acting stupid, unintentionally acting as if they have a mental disability.

1) Jen: (insincerely, looking for everyone to think she's sympathetic and a good person) Aww did you see Jan? Good for him, he's rolling his wheelchair all on his own. What a shame that such a wonderful brave person. What an inspiration.
Jon: Shut the fuck up Jen, you phony materialistic slut. Jan's actually intelligent, you're just treating him like a child, ironically making you the retard in this situation.

2) You fucking retard, you don't put the cheese in the boiling water you strain the pasta first. This is the last time I'm letting you make the mac and cheese.

by Ricardo Ryder January 19, 2016

retard

people who think retard is a "slur"

such retards

by its not a slur July 18, 2022