National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023

Raccooning

The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.

Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.

by Y99crew April 22, 2023

Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.

You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!

by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023

Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock

My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man

by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Raccooning

When a person of African or African-American descent puts on a superman-like behavior and or mindset. To defend white supremacy ideology. Denying that their racial community is and has suffered from systematic racism.

" Look at this black man deny that the klu klux klan " exists in this day and age. He is full-on raccooning"

by dogymodg August 17, 2023

Raccoon Peach

When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.

Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.

by RaccoonPeachFan December 26, 2020