A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.
by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022
Get the Platinum Pussmug. It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.
by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022
Get the puss checkmug. A girl's emotions that are related to her pussy and it's needs.
Puss-emotional - when a girl feels the emotional of her pussy to a relatively high degree.
Puss-emotionless - when a girl feels little or no emotional pull from her pussy.
Puss-emotional - when a girl feels the emotional of her pussy to a relatively high degree.
Puss-emotionless - when a girl feels little or no emotional pull from her pussy.
"Tanya was blinded by her puss-emotions to such a degree that she fucked everything in sight!"
"It's 11:11, make a wish!"
"I hope my girlfriend isn't puss-emotionless tonight!"
"Scott was playing with my girlfriend's puss-emotions. He sent her a picture of his stunning black cock."
"It's 11:11, make a wish!"
"I hope my girlfriend isn't puss-emotionless tonight!"
"Scott was playing with my girlfriend's puss-emotions. He sent her a picture of his stunning black cock."
by Troiweschuck May 19, 2014
Get the Puss-emotionsmug. A girl that isn't conventionally attractive, but has an infectious bro-personality that you cannot pull yourself away from. A girl that you can't understand. But you adore. Bro-puss.
by Philosophical genius June 17, 2013
Get the Bro-pussmug. 
1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.
2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.
2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.
I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.
by FOJB February 23, 2008
Get the puss piratemug.