A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
Get the The Chaos Possummug. A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.
by Possum_Protector October 13, 2019
Get the Possummug. A group of possums that are here to save the world from the cats aka feline fighters and they protect the possum nation
This group contains the leafing ton family.
This group contains the leafing ton family.
by Reäl people December 22, 2017
Get the possum protectorsmug. When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.
"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
by (O)victim June 22, 2025
Get the (O)Possum Mufflermug. by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019
Get the Possum Dickmug. 