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Paddy

"Wtf is up with that missing chromosome guy?"

"Don't worry, he's a paddy."
by queergayboisexy January 27, 2019
mugGet the Paddymug.

harlem rice paddy

When an Asian man poops on a black womans back.
by Crazy boy 100 November 26, 2016
mugGet the harlem rice paddymug.

Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton
“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”
by Heywattsup April 25, 2022
mugGet the Paddy Crippsmug.

paddy

She got paddy
by zamanii123 June 7, 2024
mugGet the paddymug.

Paddy

A kid who has a really small penis but says he has a 7 inch cock. He also has a really big ego and thinks he’s gods favorite gift
Look there paddy

Eh he’s nasty and has a tiny cock
by Thebigthotiana October 12, 2019
mugGet the Paddymug.

Paddy Kerr’d

Royal naval slag for getting paralytic drunk
Let’s get paddy kerr’d tonight
by Nugget678 October 11, 2021
mugGet the Paddy Kerr’dmug.

Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
mugGet the Paddy Poundcakemug.

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