Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.
"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."
by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003
An imaginary food that turns the eater into a cabron (asshole). Italian/Spanish equivalent of haterade.
"Dude, what's up with José today?"
"I don't know man, he must have had pasta cabronara with extra sauce for dinner."
"I don't know man, he must have had pasta cabronara with extra sauce for dinner."
by ffw8ten February 05, 2022
A slur used to discriminate against those poser ass fake ass not real ass Italians. God I wish Italians were real.
by timlover99 January 31, 2024
Mamma mia me a Pasta Eater.
by pasta eater_ February 28, 2024
Where you cook alfredo for your date but you pre-coat the pan with your jizz marinated for a week. Then you start intercourse and insert it into her pussy while she screams “It burns!” Then you turn on crazy rap by digbar and hungry unicorn each other.
by glenn quagmire_ June 03, 2025
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