Horn Dog

Jack Barakat is a Horn Dog
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Halos and Horns

The NACLU scam is doing good business as famous people start swapping the letters of their names and laughing at themselves in the mirror while going $18 a day in debt to the leprechaun Tyrant,,,
An old song was gifted with inspirational help from T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ Pom Teddy while working as a lowly road hand For a band/Gang whose name changes From RAM BOB and the Savage Gang To Bob Christ and the second coming depending on the mood and temperament of the obnoxious son of a time-traveling Judge. M̶i̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶C̶y̶r̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ are gifted a song for the movie by Dolly Parton OOPS PollyDarton. Now that the leprechaun switch code was Broken The famous flood the Plantation with laughter using their new names without being offended or Butt hurt. T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ The new song is a hit for Both bands as it is covered by the Savage Gang and the second coming in two different styles or genres.

LORD BUD: Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
After hearing both versions.

Polly Darton: I don't give a rats ass what the critics think I liked it both ways. OOPS, that didn't sound right stop...I meant to articulate it this way. Halos and Horns was good music no matter HOW you PLAY it.
by Spiritual-Master February 04, 2022
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Joe Horn

(v.) To place or receive an obnoxious phone call.

(n.) Wide receiver for the New Orleans Saints.
"He Joe Horned the phone in the middle of class and had a 5-minute conversation"

"Joe Horn hid a phone then used it as a prop in his touchdown celebration"
by d-Mack April 30, 2004
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buffalo horn

A man who has not shaved his pubic hairs in over 4.5 mounths (the horn represents the male's penis)
"Holy crap man when the last time you shaved down south?"

"it's been around 5 mounths"

"haha you've got a buffalo horn"
by purp forty four December 30, 2009
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guinea horn

An oversized, massive clitoris that is so big that it can be frightening and occasionally mistaken for a male organ. It has been known to make grown men run for their lives.
Man, I got Cindy's pants off, dude, and started rubbing her crotch and she got a guinea horn that jumped up and sprang to life! Scared the crap outta me!
by Hornshark May 05, 2006
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unclipped horn

If you have an unclipped horn, be sure to clean the lint out of your penis hood.
by Michael J Cox December 03, 2010
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Poo Horn

As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).
My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!
by Quants April 13, 2006
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