nutjob

When that dirty slut puts her lips on your testicles!

I want a nutjob from a crusty old chinese woman.

by nut job scrotum face November 30, 2002

Nutjob

Sexual act; the performing of fellatio specifically upon the man's testicles.

"I still think Niall gives the best nutjobs"

by awkgrhakjwrn November 7, 2016

fo' sheez-nutz

"For sure; correct; affirmative"

"Ay you got dat bomb?"
"Fo' sheez-nutz"

by verse01 June 18, 2006

deez nutz

My nut sack.

Me: Did you get that email from them niggas?
You: WHO?!?!
Me: DEEEZ NUUUTZ!!

by Kenny October 20, 2003

deez nutz

another term for my ball sack, testicles. commonly used on the internet to taunt people, for example, after winning a hand on PokerStars.com. also good for getting a girl in the mood.

suck deez nutz bitch!

by Dmoney the God October 30, 2006

nutsofagen

Often used to describe someone who retains the characteristics of being nuts, insane, crazy, nutso, dorky, weird, having a complete spazz out, and most importantly, says the weirdest thing at the weirdest times.

Person #1: OMG! Like I need those shoes.

Person #2: Like omg you already have way too many.

Person #1: Uhh like, no I do not!

Persona #1 (again): OMG CONDOMS! *jumps up and down spastically*

Person #2: Like OMG! You are so nutsofagen.

by SpazzySpazz March 3, 2009

nutcord

A casual term for the vas deferens.

If my wife ever asks me to get my nutcord snipped, I am filing for divorce!

by Eleigh March 14, 2009