bj mouth

when a girls mouth feels discomfort the days following giving a blowjob to a massive dick, or just giving a lot of head in general

Wow, I gave 4 guys head yesterday! Now I have the worst bj mouth in the world! Ugh.

by yourmom987654321234 January 04, 2009

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Playboy mouth

a man/woman who talks incessantly about the pursuit of pleasure; something Lady Gaga wished she could stop doing.

"Wish I could shut my playboy mouth."

--Lady Gaga

by mistress E January 10, 2009

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cock in the mouth

A derogatory term used to express one's dislike for someone. Definitely not something to be said around the family dinner table.

Hey cock in the mouth, where's my John Tesh cd's? Yer momma wants to listen to it while I spank her............

by Boss Hog July 31, 2003

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trout mouth

A person whos lips look like a gaint pussy and is complaining

I wish your trout mouth would shut up and quit bitching

by Ryan Johnson January 08, 2005

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Fisherman's Mouth

A mythological disease guaranteed to get you out of any event you don't want to go to. Often used by males to get out of their girlfriend's lameass plans.

Originated from Penny Arcade.

Girl: "So are you ready to go spend the day at the farmer's market?

Boy: "Sorry, I got a terrible case of Fisherman's Mouth. Seriously, you don't want this shit."

by ThePunkRockJester October 17, 2008

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