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NOAH

I'm better because I'm like that
I'm better noah
by Idk554554224 February 27, 2023
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Noah

Noah is a different sort of human who unlike most, has many different qualities. He may not be the brightest guy in the room but he will make sure to act a dumb as possible to attract any people that he may call his friends. The one thing he is good at though is the sport of basketball. No just kidding he is actually bad at everything he tries at. Girls he may find attractive are short and stubby and usually look like men.
"Stop being a Noah and start putting the basketball in the hoop."
"Don't be like Noah and try to act mature."
by schnogzzboggz September 25, 2018
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Noah

A very rugged man
Person 1: Omg. Did you see Noah?
Person 2: Yes! He’s so rugged!
Person 1: I know! He so hot, but in a not hot way.
by Scarbsmandem September 25, 2018
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Noah

He is funny and sometimes annoying he loves goofing around. He can be quite the player when it comes to girls but he loves his girl
Boy1. Why can’t I be like Noah?
Boy 2. I don’t know cause you’re not a Noah
by Ellbellbob123 August 19, 2018
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Noah

Noah is a very elegant man sweet attitude but if you try to ask him out he says nope. He believes mostly everything. The really popular one all the girls wants him.
Emily: omg look at Noah I am asking out!
Noah: hey Emily
Emily: Hi Noah wanna date?!
Noah: Sorry but no
by hello_world1818 October 22, 2019
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Noah

a dumbass boomer wannabe that uses too much punctuation when he texts
Noah: Gosh, no need to get bent out of shape
Everyone else: shut up boomer
by the quirkiest October 19, 2019
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Noah

The kid who always dances a fortnite dance in the middle of class
Mark: dude what's Pythagoras theorem again?

*Ali-A intro plays as Noah dances the orange justice*.

Mark: dude what the fuck...
by Chinese Santa November 2, 2018
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