Subway

To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"

Federal cop:

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony

by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025

No Subway

Full truth and nothing but the truth

I won $1,000 at the slots last night no subway!

by User428 April 18, 2023

Subway and Chill

An event that occurs when you go to subway to grab you and your girl a foot-long, take it to your/her place. 5 minutes into subway and chill is when sexual behavior begins to occur.

bf: "hey girl, I just bought us a sub, wanna eat some subway and chill?"
gf: "ok, I'll get my clothes off"
bf: "why"
gf: "what do you mean why? You bought me a sub so we fuck now."

by Subway and Chill October 16, 2015

bangkok subway

when you find out she is a he,so you have anal sex instead, even though that was not the plan in the beginning brown town

Dan: How was Bangkok?
Jim: Pretty wild ended up having to pull a Bangkok subway towards the end but it’s a story right?
Dan: I guess

by Bangkok billy June 9, 2018

working at subway

when you'r looking pretty sub-missive and bread-able

Hey homie, yur're looking like you are working at subway tonight. Mind if I get that $5 foot long?

by Loopy Proverb August 27, 2021

Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.

Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"

by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017

Subway Station

When an individual or group continuously poop in the same spot without mercy or grace.

The First few weeks on the job was graceful until a subway station hit me of my game.

by GeminiMojoMAC May 23, 2023