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Never ending story 

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“Never Ending Story”

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.
Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.
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never • nevermind • never gonna give you up • nevermore • Neverlands • nevernude • Nevershoutnever! • never gonna • Never say Never • neverending story

Never put a stone on the table. 

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Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.
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Never Grotto 

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THE NEVER GROTTO IS A LARGE HOLE IN SPACE WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS A BLACK HOLE
WATCH OUT FOR THE NEVER GROTTO
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never late twice in the same day 

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The type of work colleagues that are often late to work but always manage to go home on time
Yeah Alan! Your never late twice in the same day are you!
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Never made whoopi 

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Fat virgin friend
That dummy has never made Whoopi
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Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon 

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Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝑇𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑒! AND THEN 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐚 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧! I'm done
Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh
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