mongo

A crisp, large, slightly hardened fecal birth. It has been aged in the large intestine where it is pushed into the rectum for launch preparation. Launch requires an arduous and rapid expansion that may cause rectal bleeding. After exiting the anal orifice , it produces a distinctive “ sploosh” that producers describe as “pure sex”. Only the finest of plumbing can withstand this colossal load. Additional recovery on the part of the producer or the plumbing may be required. Plungers be ware.

OOOO I can feel a mongo comin on.

by fartsnifffer69420 June 29, 2019

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Moegonzer

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Elliott Farrell is a moegonzer

by moe.gonzer January 12, 2022

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mongoid

someone who shows characteristic of a retard and a geek at the same time

dnt put that there you mongoid

by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

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Mongolian Hamster Dance

Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.

Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.

by corigunz October 29, 2010

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