one month stand

when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.
"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."
by plaoto July 13, 2009
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three month rule

The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.
Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?

Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.

Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.

Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.
by jasonisjericho May 28, 2006
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Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works
Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition
by Ehauxjdbdh October 02, 2019
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Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap
Me: hey Sarah come here

Sarah: why
Me: it's lap sitting month

Satah: oh fineeeee
by Ehauxjdbdh October 02, 2019
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Slapping ass month

In October people are allowed to go around slapping people’s ass’s and not get in trouble so girls/guys can slap each others ass’s
“Omg Jake Tyler just slapped my ass” - Anna
Welp it’s October which means it’s slapping ass month”- Jake
by Gothgirlcliche October 07, 2020
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Discord Normal Month

Its when you guys stop pinging me and have a normal month
I can't believe people are spam pinging me, I'm glad Discord Normal Month Is coming close!
by EffectsNotAffects December 11, 2020
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charlie purcell month

the month of april is dedicated to charlie purcell. no further comment is necessary. all hail charlie. also known as “p” by his close friends (alex gaz) and also popular youtube influencer ‘Baticrease21’.
Wait? It’s april, doesn’t that mean it’s charlie purcell month?

yeah!! i’m buying a cake for the occasion!!
by baticrease21stan April 09, 2021
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