mister

The year is 2007. You downloaded Dr. Dre’s chronic album on your iPod touch as a 13yo. It just so happens your name is also Andre. You listen to the shit out of the album over the next few years. Fast forward to 2012. Instagram just came out. You’re sitting there debating if it’s cool to call myself Dr.Dre as my handle on this cool new app. A lightbulb ticks, my iPhone 4 can use the internet. You google search “Mr”. You see “mister” and it all makes sense. — misterdre

Oh my gosh, did you see misterdre in his bmw e30

by YEAu November 22, 2021

Mister MacGyver

The Disgusting Photo was found in Rule 34, so which contains where the character who is an orange mouse.

Don’t click this.

Don’t click Mister MacGyver, It’s inappropriate!

by RataTat66 January 9, 2021

mister mocha

1) A classic nickname for a light skin with a mocha-like skin color

Bobby goes by Mister Mocha online, and if you saw him you'd know why. He looks like he bathed in a Starbucks drink.

by TheMisterMocha November 24, 2018

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Mister Eliason

Leader and mentor of Muntology 101. Professional munter and goonologist known for his extreme skill in jelcing and gooning. He was an OG leader of the Munt Clan. known for his jelking he is also a superb fluffer who pulls and impregnants latinas like no other. The words he uses to pull these woman-Amo mi cama, pero prefiero estar en la tuya. – (I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.) A mentor being compared to genghis kan and johnny sins.

Oh yeah, that Mister Eliason, what a sigma.

by TheKnowledgableOne69420 April 19, 2024

mister

A friend who is nurturing as a mom and close like a sister.

Come on over my mister.

by jillywilli66 July 31, 2019

Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.

-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018