Brighton Michigan

An awesome little city that's fun to hang out in, whether it's at the mill pond (to see afro duck! :D) or the movies, you'll just enjoy it.
Has some pretty cool kids, if you get to know them. Who know how to party any place any time. They aren't all rich snobs.

Person 1: Hey what town is this? It's pretty nice...
Person 2: Dude this is Brighton Michigan, it's pretty cool.

by IDon'tHaveToTellYouMyName,DoI? May 30, 2011

Clare, Michigan

A small town filled with either basic bitches *boys and girls*, stoners, or rednecks. In Clare, you either have mommy and daddy buy you everything, or you work and get that shit yourself. Everything that goes on in Clare depends on the seasons, just picture endless parties all the way around.

Clare, Michigan
Let's go to that party in Clare!
I'm down.

by Theonlybitch24 March 12, 2020

morenci michigan

Morenci : A back woods little city nestled in the wrist of the great state of michigan. morenci is known for its history of being absolutely insignificant for a city of 2300 people. This quiet little country town is home to many many people who love quiet lives with nothing going on around them, including life. when you ask the locals "whats the best thing about morenci?" the response is always the same "leaving". Morenci a city you will take to heart or pass right buy if you're smart.

"iIheard that if you wanna die a slow boring death you should move to morenci michigan."

by beancreeklegend April 22, 2016

Michigan Fisting

Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm

For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan

"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"

by ‽‽‽‽‽ June 12, 2022

Michigan loctite

Rust,gunk, grime and salt all on parts of Michigan cars forming loctite or an unbreakable bond causing headaches and broken bolts. Coined by the old and grumpy mechanic Nick

Customer: how much to change brakes?
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off

by hollie198 September 10, 2022

Brighton Michigan

A place where no matter how hard you try you'll never be happy unless you're white, rich, and athletic. Everyone's fake and snobby. If you live here you're either a bitch, a hoe, a douche, or a thirty year old mom with the only accomplishment in her life is her being captain of her cheer team in high school. For the love of God, don't live here.

"Have you ever visited Brighton Michigan?"
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."

by awkwardquesadilla420 May 18, 2020

Michigan Monkeypie

When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.

Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."

Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"

Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"

by C Phantom September 3, 2012