Person 1 - Yo mandem, have you seen this 9/11 meme?
Person 2 - nah fuck that mate, look at this mike pence memay
Person 1 - OH MY FUCKING GOD *goes on to laugh for 10 mins*
Person 2 - nah fuck that mate, look at this mike pence memay
Person 1 - OH MY FUCKING GOD *goes on to laugh for 10 mins*
by xFlintehh April 14, 2017
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The people who are "members" are simply putting money into the developers pockets and they think they are having fun clicking polygons for many hours of their lives.
They have been sucked into the game from when they first started as free members and are now brainwashed. They can do nothing but play for many it is their life.
The game itself is very poor in graphics and music and these poor soles that have become stuck and can only hope to be hacked so they can stop playing and see their madness.
The people who are "members" are simply putting money into the developers pockets and they think they are having fun clicking polygons for many hours of their lives.
They have been sucked into the game from when they first started as free members and are now brainwashed. They can do nothing but play for many it is their life.
The game itself is very poor in graphics and music and these poor soles that have become stuck and can only hope to be hacked so they can stop playing and see their madness.
Mum: Come and have your lunch
Runescape Member: Later, im not hungry.
(30 Mins later)
Mum: Eat now or not at all! I will not call u again!
Runescape Member: OK, in 5 mins after this quest.
Mum: OK
(5 hours later)
Runescape Member: Mum im hungry, I just died.
Mum: You haven eaten yet? You are banned from that game
Runescape Member: NOOOOOOOOOO
Runescape Member:*Kills mother* now i can play! No one can stop me!
Runescape Member: Later, im not hungry.
(30 Mins later)
Mum: Eat now or not at all! I will not call u again!
Runescape Member: OK, in 5 mins after this quest.
Mum: OK
(5 hours later)
Runescape Member: Mum im hungry, I just died.
Mum: You haven eaten yet? You are banned from that game
Runescape Member: NOOOOOOOOOO
Runescape Member:*Kills mother* now i can play! No one can stop me!
by Super Noob May 30, 2006
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An overweight, disgusting person who thinks they're entitled to be an asshole because they paid for their membership.
They also tend to ask stupid questions and make pointless complaints and can be seen still shopping once the store is closed.
They also tend to ask stupid questions and make pointless complaints and can be seen still shopping once the store is closed.
Member (while standing next to the raw meats): where is your frozen hamburger?
Employee: Did you check the freezer?
Member: No. *walks away*
Employee: What a dumbass Costco Member.
Employee: Did you check the freezer?
Member: No. *walks away*
Employee: What a dumbass Costco Member.
by Deli049 November 2, 2011
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by Bangtan army April 29, 2021
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Get the Member mug.A guy says "Hey, are you open to new members?" and the girl says "Yeah! And I'm open to yours! How about my car?"
by E-Shizzle February 26, 2008
Get the open to new members mug.This occurs when sex is had with a woman shortly after her period has ceased. This woman usually has to have a high flow of menstruation for this to happen. The male has sex with the female and it is usually done with the woman on top of the man. Nothing is different from normal sex until the woman has her orgasm. As her vaginal fluid is being thrust out of her vagina, the left over menstruation fluid, the membrane, is also shot out of her vagina. Discovery of the membrane usually does not happen until the woman dismounts the man's penis, but the woman usually knows earlier. The woman's membrane is usually spread out over the man's pubic region. The man is most likely left in disgust. It is appropriate for the man's friends to call him Membrane Man once he shares the story.
Jacob told us the story of his girlfriend's membrane being spread over his pubic area after he had sex with her. We then called him Membrane Man for a great deal of time.
by Mike Hooter April 19, 2006
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