Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

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Mayonnaise

A rare type of cum that you can eat. It is also used in the "CONSUME THE CUM CHALLENGE"

I ate Mayonnaise

by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020

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Mayonnaise

On an escalator
Goin upstairs so see ya later

see the mayonnaise

by merryMidlifecrisis December 14, 2021

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often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.

man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise

by poop cruncher November 6, 2020

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Mayonnaise

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.

Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there

by WonderGenius June 4, 2019

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Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.

Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!

by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025

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