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Mike Manning Effect

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.
...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect
by Dick Hurtz and Mike Rotch October 16, 2008
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Manipulashit

The absolute worst kind of manipulation. It is done with the intent only of inclining someone into specific actions in order to avoid an inevitable guilt trip. This type of manipulation is often a part of a break up between lovers, and it is indeed, total bullshit.
Tina: "I know that you don't want to see me anymore, but it's going to be really hard on the kids. Do you think there's a way they can still be friends?"

Bette: "I can't BELIEVE you would use the kids to get to me! That is total manipulashit!!!"
by sociallyaware June 1, 2011
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Dirty Manning

When you slide your nuts and butt hole across a chick face simply for your own amusement.
(Man to friend) "i saw this chick wearing a peyton manning jersey and it inspired me to slide up on her and give her a hall of fame dirty manning"
by Runnamukk775 September 12, 2016
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mannish

Describing a female who looks freaky or nasty.
"Yo, did you see that girl over there with them curves...she looks mannish!"
"I can tell by her lips that she's mannish"
by Meemers September 21, 2005
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Austin Manning

Adj.
Lame, un-cool, dumb, ridiculous, etc.
"Dude, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, such an Austin Manning."
"Right? SO LAME!"

"Ugh, this nerd keeps following me around."
"Ew, he sounds like such an Austin Manning person."
by ACAT November 7, 2012
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Mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. An incurable pessimist. A Mannington is not bad company per se, but can be a pain if stuck with on a slow train or in a lift (suicidal tendencies are highly contagious!).
Stu: Top of the morning!

Ann: Hiya!

Mannington: Awww, for fuck's sake!

"I tried to persuade Luke to go to the pub with us, but he did a Mannington and just ranted about his workload."

"Come on, cheer up mate! Don't be a Mannington."
by nuguns June 8, 2007
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Peyton Manning

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.
Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.
by pacman jones32 November 8, 2010
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