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Lumberjack Mayt

A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”
I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!

Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
by Chaz G May 26, 2024
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Lumberjacking

When you run into a Halloween party with a pre determined person and grab a bottle of pink Whitney. Then you smash it like an axe on their head and yell, “lumberjack!”. Then you sprint out the house screaming.
“I’m gonna lumberjacking the party!” Nathan said.
by Billyyyyymple8292 June 12, 2024
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Lumberjackin

When you have to resort to physically splitting your log after taking care of business in the bathroom, as it is too large in it's current form to flush
Valerie had to resort to Lumberjackin after having a hefty serving of Indian food the night before. She was desperately worried about flooding her bathroom, the the skillful act of Lumberjackin was required.
by BeanBagHead March 15, 2024
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Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb June 2, 2011
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[lipstick lumberjack]

A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.
There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.
by Termitescout October 18, 2013
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Classy lumberjack

Used to describe a fashion style in Oregon, typically consisting of trendy clothing and a sizeable beard.
Kevin is from Oregon and clearly retained that classy lumberjack swag.
by whatsthedifferencebetweenstock December 6, 2014
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Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.
Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.
by MrTastie November 16, 2016
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