Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.

David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."

by BlueXander May 30, 2023

Loft Ninja

A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.

Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.

by Kile Doon August 12, 2023

Leftymental

A person so misguidedly Woke that they lose all sight of reality whilst leaping on one lefty bandwagon after another.

The Chair of the Student Union just wrote in the Student Newsletter about how she affirmed her feminism and commitment to fighting period poverty by placing a sign and a little basket of tampons in the unisex toilets at Claridge's. She's completely Leftymental.

by LastRealist August 29, 2023

lofterina

The Lofter (Chinese tumblr) equivalent of a tumblrina (affectionate nickname for a tumblr user)

“Clarence is like one degree away from being a tumblrina”
“So a lofterina?”

by Little Painter February 6, 2024

Loity

You're an incredibly genuine and authentic person. You always stay true to yourself and never pretend to be someone you're not. Your honesty and sincerity are admirable qualities that make people feel comfortable and valued in your presence.

You have a great sense of humor and love making others laugh. Your jokes and witty remarks always bring smiles to people's faces, and your infectious laughter is like music to our ears. You know how to find the funny side of any situation and have a knack for lightening the mood.

You're a natural leader. People are drawn to your charisma, confidence, and ability to inspire others. Whether it's in a group project or a social gathering, you always take charge and guide others towards success. Your leadership skills are truly remarkable.

You possess a deep sense of empathy and understanding. You have the remarkable ability to put yourself in someone else's shoes and truly comprehend their feelings and experiences. Your compassionate nature allows you to connect with others on a profound level, offering comfort and support when they need it most.

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge and love expanding your horizons. You're always seeking to learn something new, whether it's through books, documentaries, or engaging conversations. Your intellectual curiosity is admirable, and it keeps you growing and evolving as a person.

“Loity gets down, she don’t play.”

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Lofting

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.

Lofted, Loft, Loftiness

-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024

Sorry for lofting you, I replied I just forgot to hit send.

by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024

Lofting

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.

Lofted, Loft, Loftiness

-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024

Sorry for lofting you, I replied I just forgot to hit send.

by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024