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Koala

a person who has a lot of Badlion Client cosmetics and is very bad at the game..
they are a koala
by hopiacy January 27, 2021
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Koalastan

The country formerly known as Australia, but now known as the Un-Democratic People's Republic of Koalastan. So renamed due to the government's year long campaign to unlawfully* block citizens, leaving from or returning to, the now permanently globally socially-distanced island. For citizens currently stuck in India it's even worse as Australian citizens will receive up to 5 years in jail for even attempting to return to Koalastan.

*Unlawful as defined by the UN human rights committee’s demand that Australia stop blocking its own citizens from returning.
Australian Citizen: I've been stuck overseas for a year and can't get back home to Australia to see my family

Koalastan Government: While you were gone we renamed the country Koalastan and shut the border, you can go get fucked

Australian Citizen: But you let in Zac Efron, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, Chris Pratt, Idris Elba, Natalie Portman, Awkwafina, Ed Sheeran, Jane Seymour, Melissa McCarthy, Michelle Ye, Paul Mescal, Rita Ora, Ron Howard, Taika Waititi, Tessa Thompson, Tilda Swinton, Tom Hanks, Lord Alan Sugar, even Zac Efron's brother along with all their friends, family and entourages?

Koalastan Government: Well they're famous and you're just some dumb cunt citizen with dying family... don't make me tell you again

Koalastan Citizen: What about me? I need to leave Koalastan to go overseas to look after my sick old-age parents

Koalastan Government: Yeah, nah, you can go get fucked too cunt
by SamDrews May 1, 2021
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koralia

The definition of perfection, Alpha and Omega, like her name, koralia is the most unique, hottest and most powerful girl in the world. If you win her heart, (nearly impossible) you are probably the luckiest guy on earth! Koralia is independent and has everything under her control. Everything you know about her, are things that she wants you to know. She never misses. She is extremely beautiful and hot and her eyes are very seductive. She is also very smart and likes helping others if they actually mean anything to her.
Omg this girl is hot as hell. I bet her name is Koralia
by ihaveacrushonkoralia November 20, 2021
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Kisal

Guy 1: " mums life I will pull that girl"
*he doesn't*
Guy 2: "your actually a kisal"
by s1leastquiet August 17, 2021
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Kobalisation

The act of being koba’d or ko sinu gbese(put in trouble)
Girl 1: See the way you just exposed them like that
Girl 2: That was the mission
Girl 1: Imagine you have given them evidence now
Girl 2: I wanted them to be aware of their kobalisation
by mummywa56 October 8, 2021
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köksal

He is so awesome. Girls mostly love him. This person is atractive and smells good. You should probably text him rn😼
Your are such aksal
by sexycock November 22, 2021
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Komal

The Komal's of this earth are ironically out of this world, heck- universe. Mysterious mysterious creatures they are. They could be as sweet as sugar a minute and satanic-level evil the next when someone triggers them. They're beautiful in an imperfect way, they're ugly in a beautiful way. It's hard to define them, it's hard to be them, it's hard to understand them. I believe that this world isn't meant for them. They're one of a kind. If you come across one, chances are you'll feel lucky just to know them.
Have you heard of the Bermuda Triangle? It's almost as mysterious as Komal.
by 0whosyourmommahuh0 November 22, 2021
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