A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
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He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
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by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
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by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018
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Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night
Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex
Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex
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