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Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020
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Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
Man I wish I would have never dumped Jonathan for him
by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018
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Someone who loves lawn care and a whole lotta music
Jonathan loves to cut the beautiful grass.
by Hahahaha your mom November 8, 2018
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Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
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A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance
Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!
by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018
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quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs
dont be jonathan be carlos
by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018
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Jonathan is a gay Xbox player. He enjoys having gay sex and 69ing. He also loves being a stoner. He offer combines his two favorite things and becomes a gay stoner man
Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night

Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex
by Epic gamer man July 18, 2019
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