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If it can giggle, it can jiggle

If it can giggle, it can jiggle is something used for someone with a big fatass that giggles
Person 1: "Hey look at this hottie baddie!"
Person 2: "Woah! If it can giggle, it can jiggle!"

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Wants Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly 

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Wants Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly
All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Wants Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Desire Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly 

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Desire Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly
All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Desire Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly 

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly
All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly

Jigger Nobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"

Big Jiggly Nicers 

Large, voluptuous, springy, high spirited, female breasts
AJ: “Wow look at that girl’s chest!”
Ben: “Yeah, she has some big jiggly nicers aka BJN.”