jazz wanker

A person who wanks to the sound of slow jazz music.

Dude you want to go to that one club?

Oh the one that has all those jazz wankers?

Yeah that one

COOL! Let's go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get cummed on

by I dominate your mom April 15, 2014

jizzy jazz

Any musical line, chord progression, or beat that gives the listener the sudden urge to ejaculate everywhere

“Did you hear what Drake just dropped? That shit is some jizzy jazz!”

by Musicmajor69 November 11, 2018

Jazz Muffins

Really round perky tits

She took off her bra and her Jazz Muffins wobbled and were so firm and perky.

by Muckyfingers82 September 18, 2023

acid jazz

a type of jazz music that hits hard when tripping balls (when using psychedelics: specifically acid).

I was tripping balls on acid jazz, having a great fucking time cunt

by youngslut420 October 22, 2019

jazz run

That one run that you do in marching band and colorguard that is literally the worst fucking thing you do in your life

Evan said we had to do a jazz run because I’ve gotta book it from the 40 to the 40

by Lloud March 18, 2022

Jazz Slang

Slang from the 1950's and jazz culture. Similar to Beatnik slang. Popular terms through the 1920's to 1980's includes words like baby, bag, bug, cats, chops, crib, daddy-o, dig, fly, funky, hip, jive, pad, scene, wail, and wig out.

She uses a lot of Jazz slang. She called me a cool cat.

by Detective Manders August 6, 2011

Jazz Aunt

Slang for 'Lazy cunt'. On mobile phones with predictive text, 'Jazz aunt' will come up when one types in 'Lazy cunt'.

God, you're such a jazz aunt Sean.

by Boy Nuke 'Em November 19, 2009