Precious tail

When a cat wraps or curls their tail around their body, as opposed to letting it hang away from them.

oooOoOoO come look at this kitty he is a perfect loaf with precious tail.

by KittyAddictSixtyNine December 31, 2020

The tail is on the donkey

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.

"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce

by The Lilmeister October 15, 2011

Toilet Tail

When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.

I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.

by supertaco2000 August 2, 2015

Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.

My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.

by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021

sea tail

a term coined to describe getting ass while aboard, chicks ahoy!. This term should not be limited to chicks ahoy! and can be applied to other sea craft as well.

person 1: "hey man last night I went for a night cruise on chicks ahoy! with Mary and got some sea tail."
person 2: "no way, thats great I never thought she would go for that."

by seeriousowashington February 18, 2009

geezer tail

hiding a boner between your legs

i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

Pig Tails

A girl wit pig tails is a blow-job with handles...

DAMN DAWG...THAT CHICKS THE BEST BOBBLE IN TOWN WHEN SHE GOT DEM PIG TAILS...

by BriKen July 6, 2008