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israel

Israel is a apartheid state
Israel is not a democracy
Israel bombs civilians indiscriminately
Israeli citizens intimidate and terrorise Palestinians and destroy their crops and trees in order to steal their homes and land
Israel is imprisoning children without trial
Israel steals body parts illegally
Israel pays money to politicians worldwide in order to get support for genocide
Israeli politicians condone genocide openly
Israel's Netanyahu does not except a two state solution
Israeli politicians say that all Palestinians are human animals
Israeli politicians claim that Palestinian children are terrorists and must die
Israeli politicians say that Gaza must be destroyed like Dresden in WWII
Need I go on? I can....
Israeli leaders say that Palestinians should leave and go somewhere else.
Israeli government refuses to give Palestinian civilians food water and medicine.
Israel targets schools, hospitals, ambulances, health workers and mosques
Israeli snipers shoot unarmed civilians trying to flee while waving white flags
Israeli Occupation Forces strip, taunt, ridicule and torture civilians indiscriminately.
Israel still claims that Hamas beheaded 40 babies and raped women although it has been proven to be a blatant lie
Israel targets reporters and their families
Israeli soldiers shoot Palestinian children for throwing stones
Israel has no intention of implementing a two state solution
by Scholar of judaism January 23, 2024
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Israeled

When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.
Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.
by breathyful January 28, 2024
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Israeled

You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled
by A Yid December 27, 2023
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Israel

When you borrow someones property in order to claim it as your own
by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024
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Israeled

When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property
After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"
by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023
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israel

I am israel.

In 1917, I came to a land without a people for a people without a land. The people who were here had no right to be here & I showed them they had to leave or die, razing 400 Palestinian villages, erasing their history.

My people committed massacres & became Prime Ministers. In 1948, M. Begin slaughtered the inhabitants of Deir Yassin, including 100 women & children. In 1953, A. Sharon slaughtered the inhabitants of Qibya & in 1982 arranged for our allies to butcher around 2,000 in the refugee camps of Sabra & Shatila.

Carved in 1948 out of 78% of Palestine, dispossessing inhabitants & replacing them with jews from Europe & elsewhere. While the natives whose families lived on this land for thousands of years are not allowed to return, jews from all over the world are welcome to instant citizenship.

In 1967, I swallowed the remaining lands of Palestine - East Jerusalem, West Bank & Gaza - I placed their inhabitants under oppressive military rule, controlling & humiliating every aspect of their daily lives. They should get the message that they are not welcome to stay & join the millions of Palestinian refugees in the shanty camps of Lebanon & Jordan.

I control American policy. My American Israel Public Affairs Committee can make or break any politician. All the forces of the world are powerless against me, including the UN as I have the American veto to block any condemnation of my war crimes. As Sharon so eloquently phrased it, “We control America”.
I am israel.

I influence American mainstream media & the news is tailored to my favour. I invest millions of dollars into PR representation & CNN, New York Times & others have been doing an excellent job of promoting my propaganda. Look at other international news sources & you will see the difference.

I will negotiate peace but will only let you have your municipalities while I control your borders, water, airspace & anything else of importance. While we 'negotiate,' I swallow your hilltops & fill them with settlements, populated by the most extremist of my extremists, armed to the teeth. These settlements will be connected with roads you cannot use & you will be imprisoned in your little Bantustans between them, surrounded by checkpoints.

I have the world's fourth strongest army & possess nuclear weapons. How dare your children confront my oppression with stones, my soldiers won’t hesitate to blow their heads off! I have killed & injured mostly civilians & have the mandate to continue since the international community remains silent. Ignore, as I do, the hundreds of Israeli reserve officers who are now refusing to carry out my control over your lands & people; their voices of conscience will not protect you.

I have bullets, tanks, missiles, Apaches & F-16s. I place your towns under siege, confiscate your lands, uproot your trees, demolish your homes & you still demand freedom? Don’t you get the message? You will never have peace or freedom because… I am Israel.
by ashkenazi anti zionist November 22, 2023
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Israel Defense Forces

Losers.

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024
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