Air Traffic Controller

A person that controlls Airplanes

"Northwest 323 decend and maintain five thousand turn right heading 120"

by Ed McCoy May 8, 2005

Go and play with the traffic

to get lost

Dude, just GO AND PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC.

by MIKE 44 June 1, 2009

slovakian traffic cone

The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.

"I gave Jennifer a Slovakian Traffic Cone for her birthday and she loved it."

by DankDread September 28, 2020

traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

Stop and go traffic

When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.

Example 1: Damnit, i can't piss cause i'm too busy clenching cheek, stupid stop and go traffic.

by Cam_shaft January 4, 2012

Slovakian traffic cone

It’s a Slovakian traffic cone that keeps people safe:D

“I M W H A T C H I N G U W I L E Y U O S L E E P “ Slovakian traffic cone

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Turkish Traffic Jam

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)

When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.

by edward houssein June 27, 2008