When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.
I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008
Get the lazy bathemug. by beanie B**** March 25, 2011
Get the Purfume Bathmug. by eatfacebmp June 25, 2012
Get the bath assaltmug. Someone with nappy ass hair we're they look like a rat that took the hair from the drain and wore it as a wig
by Ash_why January 9, 2020
Get the bath ratmug. by IAmHungry4Memes February 23, 2022
Get the Bathing the Gorrilamug. Person A: “Yo do y’all wanna have a Melanie Bath later?”
Person B: “Yes I love Melanie Baths.”
Person C: “I’ll grab the drinks.”
Person B: “Yes I love Melanie Baths.”
Person C: “I’ll grab the drinks.”
by Linklonk November 30, 2021
Get the Melanie Bathmug. The act of cleaning your genitals in a bathroom sink (or any type of sink), after participating in a sexually activity. This activity could include masturbation as well as any other form of sex. The sink is filled with warm soapy water for which you are to dip your member for cleaning (tippy toes may be required for men of height less than 5'9). A cock bath is ideal in situations where you have no time or ability to take a full shower but require clean genitalia.
This method avoids the painstakingly long task of an actual shower, while still achieving a clean scent free genital area.
This method avoids the painstakingly long task of an actual shower, while still achieving a clean scent free genital area.
As I was leaving my side bitches house and heading for home I took a quick cock bath to avoid detection by my girlfriend.
by tndo February 19, 2015
Get the cock bathmug.