Hifalooting

Stuffy and arrogant and screams class, yet not all its cut out to be .

That girl is so hifalooting and fake.

by Jennsa May 23, 2024

hicklecock

someone with generic nouns as a name
someone with a boring name.

Dude Person is such a hicklecock name.
Why did Georges' mom give him that hicklecock ass name?

by StupidAsianBartender December 28, 2024

Himalayan Helpdesk

An off-shore, remote technical or other customer service center, usually third-party to the company it serves and located in India or elsewhere in the eastern world, whose agents‘ language barriers and lack of sufficient cultural familiarity make for egregiously poor service.

I explained to the Himalayan helpdesk agent that my brand new Dell laptop exploded when I plugged it in. He responded in a thick eastern accent, "Yes, yes, I see the trouble you are having today Mr. Jake, and I am sorry, but I will be more than happy today to assist with this. Have you tried, first, restarting the computer?"

by ChubbyBen January 8, 2025

hicaplit

Aoekks way of saying hypocrite

Dood stop being a hicaplit.

by wrigsflow January 29, 2025

...HiJAlE...(hIjAleL)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...{కంపోజ్(《*~*.<.¤.>.*~*》)చేయండి}

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: ...HiJAlE...(hIjAleL)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...{కంపోజ్(《*~*.<.¤.>.*~*》)చేయండి}

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Himalayan Goat Surf

When a male (with some form of consent) busts his load in his partner’s hair (medium-long in length) and morphs the sticky stiff hair into goat horns, then the male proceeds to jump on the back of his partner’s back grabbing the the solidified horns and riding their partner like a surfboard on the sheets.

Dude: “Yo babe let me Himalayan goat surf you”
Partner: “Okay (with consent)

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026

Himalayan Turban

The sexual act of sticking a towel into your rectum.

“John and I gave ourselves Himalayan Turbans yesterday.”

by J-Jonah-Jameson March 26, 2026