Hamaru

My best friend!

"Do you know Hamaru?”
"No, who is he?"
"My bestest friend ever!"

by Veika November 23, 2023

hamarrhea

Loose stool resulting from eating way too much ham during the holidays.

Dude, I ate like 3 pounds of ham over the weekend and now I gots the hamarrhea. Sorry about your toilet.

by Phat Juan December 1, 2023

Hamartiorn

An invented word that I made up in the middle of the night because I was writing a poem and I was annoyed that flaw doesn’t rhyme with drawn.

Hamartiorn is a noun which means a fatal flaw or defect in a living thing, commonly referring to its nature, like human greed. It is derived from the Ancient Greek word “hamartia”, which also means a fatal flaw or defect but most commonly that ends in the result of the downfall of a hero or heroine.

I doubt that this will become popular enough for it to be considered a real word and for me to be able to include it in my poetry, but I felt like I would share this thought.

When the human shows their hamartiorn.

A common hamartiorn of living beings is the desire to put oneself above others.

by A_Nihilistic_Raccoon February 22, 2026

haemarrhoid

A word often used to describe really annoying people

(person's name e.g. rachel) was being such a haemarrhoid yesterday!

by Nicks27068818 May 17, 2006

halaro

a shortened version of halarious. u can use this instead of halarious.

omg that was so halaro!!

by 44444 December 9, 2008

haarte

A comination of hating and hearting somone at the same time, typically when a friend insults you and you affectionally hate on them for their insult and love them at the same time.

following an insult to friend 1...

friend 1: I hate you.
friend 2: No you don't, you know you heart me.
friend 1: I haarte you.
friend 2: I'll take it.

by ignoscrabbite April 7, 2009

Haartage

A noun, similar to Love. Used to show to fondness of one to another.

"Thanks for the poontang, Haartage :D"

by Doubting Salmon May 10, 2009