gums maloney

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

by custodian22 May 26, 2009

Gum ass

When an acquaintance sits on a piece of chewed gum that you placed on his or her seat. This results in the ruining of whatever pants they were wearing and also results in people laughing hysterically.

Joe got the gum ass when he sat on his seat.

by Trident of Treason December 05, 2017

Gum Smile

When a person (mostly found in girls) smiles & you can see an excessive amount of gum above their teeth. It can make a 10 star girl go to a 3 star girl, since one of the most important things in a person is their smile. People also use the "tooth to gum ratio" to decide whether or not there's too much gum. If you are unsure how to properly figure it out, look at the smile, then say to yourself "Is there an excessive amount of gum above her teeth?" The more gum, the uglier the girl is.

Alix: Bro, why are you dating Erin, she has a terrible gum smile!

Danny: Yeah I know man, but she gives good head

Alix: Screw the head! you don't want it coming from a mouth like that! Our dog buddy has a better mouth than that!

by Ellie M the blonde loves pink September 14, 2011

Gum-it Grinder

Works best with a girl with no teeth. This is when, while you have her head locked into a blowjob, you give her a grinding noogie in the ear.

That bitch didn't like it too much when I delivered her a gum-it grinder in front of her mama

by The BlaarMaster October 10, 2010

Grenade Gum

Grenades Gum is the newest, coolest, most explosive chewing gum that will leave you breathless! From the moment you pop a gum ball into your mouth, you'll start to feel a sensation that starts in your mouth and explodes into your head like an icy hurricane of monumental proportions.

Steve:Hey Want some Grenade Gum?

Ron: Sure why not.

Ron:Why does it taste like menthol?

Steve:Oh because its grape flavored.

by The Grenade Gum Guru December 16, 2019

Slice of Gum

Another word for a piece of gum. This term is most commonly used in states in the middle of the United States.

Hey Grant could I have a slice of gum?

by Patrick W. Ryan October 26, 2007

Butt Gum

When you make the lighthearted folly of passing out drunk after popping a new piece of gum. And when you wake up its all over your butt and sheets.

oh look there's allison. she has Butt Gum.

by I rock prada March 28, 2010