Bald Goof

Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

Damn Bald Goof is Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

by Hunky Dude Randy Marsh November 16, 2020

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nut on your goof

To cum all over someone's goof.

"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"

by NyxxieQueen May 31, 2024

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Soup goof

When a person is so silly goofy, you have to sit in the back of the bus!

“Wow, jack and molly soup goof everyday”

by buttetfly2618 May 13, 2022

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rat goof bitch

A person who talks shit,usually behind ones back and is extremely irritating and annoying, also lies to try and cover their own ass

Everyone found out that Stan was just a rat goof bitch and stopped beimg his friend

by Naughtybunny December 6, 2024

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bum goof

Someone with an odd personality or physical appearance

See goon

Nick: Golly, Nathan sure looks like a bum goof .
James: Yeah he looks like a Goon

by Gunner Brown July 4, 2016

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What you call someone who:

defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.

Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony

by ForceFedFetusFillet September 27, 2012

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