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Cracker Gobbler

I. Someone that only eats dried cum.

II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
Get a load of this cracker gobbler aye
by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler May 29, 2018
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Pinger gobbler

A Pinger gobbler is one who no matter how many pingers(yokes) they go through they still keep her peeled till next week

An absolute sesh gremlin which can inhale about as many pills as much as a junkie on talbot street eating fleeced packet of skittles
Person 1 “Did ye see that absolute steamer at d8 milking through them yokes”

Person 2 “yeah that Jacob Ruhan fellas a real pinger gobbler stomper”
by Your Average Bag Head January 13, 2020
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Pork Gobbler

One who cleans out the bacon at an all you can eat breakfast buffet!
Dang! that pork gobbler took all the bacon.
by Crham December 9, 2019
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goobber gobbler

a gay male - a chick that gives a lot of head,speaking of" head " i should hit the sticky before I put this word in a sentence.
while blazing with my bro Double D,he informed me his x-boss was a goobber gobbler like my sister
by Donkey Barn's April 14, 2017
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Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters
I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022
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dirty gobbler

Take your dick and your balls and put them in between your legs, then walk backwards and gobble like a turkey.
Zack was feeling horny so he did the dirty gobbler to impress his friends.
by assmonkeylover July 8, 2015
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Sausage Gobbler

Some one who needs many cocks in their mouth!
Omg did you hear julie Gilman is such a sausage gobbler!!
by Tjdaddy March 11, 2017
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