ferging

The act of forgetting a task but remembering it before you need to do it; half forgetting

Drew keeps ferging that he has guitar practice.

by Beak Heater9000 September 7, 2016

forking

When you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso.

"I'm not asking you to spoon with the guy, or even fork him-"

"What is that?"

"Forking is when you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso."

by VOJAKIS February 6, 2019

fonging

To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."

Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.

by spidey1000 May 13, 2008

Foreinger

People from European countries (mainly ireland) who come over to England and take all our jobs and women! Some have initials BD

Oh god brendon you're such a foreinger!

by Squancysquanch December 24, 2017

forgis

A word that doesn't really mean all that much, but is a good meaningless substitute insult. Also, it is a German car company.

Person 1: I love having sex with your girlfriend.

Person 2: Dude, you're such a forgis.

Person 1: What?

by Snerv Snerv May 24, 2006

forking

Two guys spooning with an erection.

Ken and Marcus can't forking because they're smooth between the legs.

Boobie can fork though, because she has saran wrap.

by emcubed March 24, 2008

Fording

When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)

Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid

by Goatsmilk November 11, 2009