Charles was scrolling Facebook the other day and stumbled on Bob's new profile picture, which looked absolutely nothing like him. "What the F is that and who am I looking at?" Charles exclaimed. "Bobby is totally unrecognizable and a little bit nuts. IRL he looks like a high-school janitor but on Facebook he's a supermodel! Bob is definitely a Filter Loon." Charles logged off and went for a walk.
by Uncle Joosie January 02, 2023
When someone has the maximum effects of filters on (social media). It can also be used in the singular “filter” way as an expression.
I see you have your filters on 100.
It is very noticeable to me that you have a filter on 100.
Filters on 💯… take it down a notch, you’re delulu
It is very noticeable to me that you have a filter on 100.
Filters on 💯… take it down a notch, you’re delulu
by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023
Filtration fucking, or also known as filter fucking is the newest trend amongst people born 1997-2005.
Rather than traditional dating or true casual dating men and women alike will grab onto the nearest person who checks their boxes and no matter how perfect, if they don’t appease them in bed, then they aren't worthy! They will filter them out to be replaced quickly!
They call this dating when its really the worst king of hooking up with extra steps
Rather than traditional dating or true casual dating men and women alike will grab onto the nearest person who checks their boxes and no matter how perfect, if they don’t appease them in bed, then they aren't worthy! They will filter them out to be replaced quickly!
They call this dating when its really the worst king of hooking up with extra steps
P1: Oh my God Rebecca was insane in bed last night!
P2: How many bodies?
P1: She said 3, but was really talented
P2: BRO RUN SHES FILTER FUCKING YOU
P2: How many bodies?
P1: She said 3, but was really talented
P2: BRO RUN SHES FILTER FUCKING YOU
by RottenCreamCheese January 30, 2025
My new lady friend is covered in body dandruff, therefor i must install my SLEEPY MAN NOSE FILTER PRIOR TO HAVING SEX with this lovely woman.
by gatordick November 24, 2023
When you wanna say swear-word,but your favourite game filters it.So you have to create something similar that will look and sound like an original swear-word,like:
To bypass "Bitch",you can use "bict" or "btc";
When you wanna say "Fuck",use "F4"
To bypass "Bitch",you can use "bict" or "btc";
When you wanna say "Fuck",use "F4"
Your typical friend:Hey bro!Do you know,how do I swear in Roblox without being filtered by chat filter?
Michael ig?:You can bypass chat filter just by replacing letter with number of remove a few letters so it won't be filtered.
Your typical friend:THANKS BROOOO!I CAN FINALLY SWEAR!!!!1!!!11!111!11111111!11
Roblox:*Bans your typical friend for bypassing*
Michael ig?:OH NOES!!MY FREN GOT BANNED😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😏😏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Michael ig?:You can bypass chat filter just by replacing letter with number of remove a few letters so it won't be filtered.
Your typical friend:THANKS BROOOO!I CAN FINALLY SWEAR!!!!1!!!11!111!11111111!11
Roblox:*Bans your typical friend for bypassing*
Michael ig?:OH NOES!!MY FREN GOT BANNED😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😏😏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
by Blockysol September 17, 2023
When a person posts a photo with an excessive amount of filters to the point where they look unrealistic. Usually resembling a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race or a blurred out smudge on the lens with eyes
by Tractorgasm May 01, 2019
A simple tool to make sure that any important e-mail that from a sender you have not previously whitelisted will be hidden from sight, while most of the emails that still make it to your inbox will still be spam.
A device that saves no one any time if you want to catch all of your important mail from non-white listed senders, because you still have to manually search through all of the spam to check for the important e-mails within.
If the post office implemented a similar spam filter, your tax refunds and stimulus checks would not be delivered and unless you went in person to the post office to check through your spam, it would be put into the shredder after 30 days.
A device that saves no one any time if you want to catch all of your important mail from non-white listed senders, because you still have to manually search through all of the spam to check for the important e-mails within.
If the post office implemented a similar spam filter, your tax refunds and stimulus checks would not be delivered and unless you went in person to the post office to check through your spam, it would be put into the shredder after 30 days.
- Sorry, I didn't get your e-mail because my spam filter blocked it.
- Thank you for calling tech support. You were sent the license key. Please check your spam folder and change your spam filter settings to whitelist us.
- My spam filter blocked the job offer letter I got from the company and when I called them back 5 days later they already filled the position.
- Thank you for calling tech support. You were sent the license key. Please check your spam folder and change your spam filter settings to whitelist us.
- My spam filter blocked the job offer letter I got from the company and when I called them back 5 days later they already filled the position.
by CyberSlumlord September 11, 2021