drama osama

A perpetuator of drama, mostly via the internet, using tools such as a blog, but participants (usually a fatuous woman or a gossip nanny) are not limited to this medium alone, and prefer applying other means of shit stirring, including an endless encouragement of gossip, to their offline lives as well (e-drama), and must do so with utmost fervor and with great frequency in order to be deemed a true drama osama. Said assholes often fancy themselves to be a drama llama, reflecting the delusion that they possess a talent or knack for good juicy drama or gossip, when in fact they mostly just spew bullshit diatribes. Due to the levels of fanatacism with which they revel in drama of any kind, celebrating it like a crack ho getting a fix, and also due to the extremely pointless and unentertaining topics their drama and gossip focus on, the the term drama llama becomes a misnomer, and the term drama osama must therefore be applied in it's place.

"All that skank does is gossip about everybody and stir shit up. I tell ya, if she doesn't quit being such a damn drama osama, someone's going to club her like a seal pup."

by Nun Ya Biz July 28, 2008

Dramaholic

Noun.
A person who has a need or desire to create, exploit, and/or exacerbate drama. This type of behavior is done not out of malice or hate, but rather the instigator's own need for entertainment or attention. This can be characterized by choosing or encouraging others to use solutions that blatantly will cause more problems with the possibility of having more gravity then the original problem. Also injecting oneself or others into a situation where he/she can only cause more problems is a sign a person is one.

Like the dramaholic she is, Susan was trying to get all the guys to hit on her in fort of her boyfriend in order to get him angry, but she wasn't mad at him and he had done nothing to upset her.

by Unison December 15, 2008

Dramacating

Adj: To cause or start drama. Usually done by females.

Girl: "Why the hell didn't you pick up my phone call?!"
Guy: "I was in the shower, can you please stop dramacating?"

dramacate

by Mr. Rly February 17, 2010

Drama Sneeze

People who make a spectacle out of a simple sneeze by adding loud, phony, often high pitched vocal inflections, coos, or other inane sounds after they sneeze. This insures everyone in the office is aware a sneeze just occurred.

Can't really spell the sounds people make when they do a drama sneeze, but we've all heard it.

by Rapier Wit July 8, 2010

dramaconda

A reptilian creature that can squeeze the life and joy out of any human being solely with the crushing power of their drama.

I'm tired of all her shit. What a goddamned dramaconda!

by punkriffic August 5, 2010

drama goldfish

capable of filling their lives (and the lives of those around them) with distasteful shenanigans and/or complaints about insignificant bs.

Drama goldfish will expand to fill the space you provide them.

Most likely to be human, but can also be animal or inanimate object.

Since my drama goldfish went to rehab, I've had time to learn Swahili.

by Beatrix is a Kiddo January 26, 2011

dramabomb

When someone calls or texts you with a hysterical message, ignores your worried outreach, then expects you to gather from their most recent Status Update that everything is fine, causing a unneeded freak-out.

My bestie texted me that her baby daddy is gay! Now she's tryin' to make up with him on FB. What a fuckin' dramabomb!

by homopinionation February 21, 2013