Doug Cole

a straight knock. loves cock in and around his mouth. likes to get farted on by mark daily.

wow bro, you have jizz on your face, you remind me of doug cole.

by definition2definition February 22, 2010

Doug

A Basic Person/Follower

Someone who Lacks Creativity/Low IQ

A Person who is Easily Influenced, Cant Stand on they Own

You are a “Doug”

I told the Guy “Stop being a Doug, and think for yourself, you don’t have to take advice from those People”

“My Neighbor is a Doug, he always has to Copy Everything that We Do, what a Strange Guy”

“You’d be Stupid to take Advice from that Doug, he’s going to Set you Up for Failure”

by Laws21 December 29, 2024

Doug west

A fat Guy, that loves to Lie, and manipulate everyone, Loves to talk about kidbehindAcamera, Beourguest and others. When you ask him for proof, he will turn against you and talk shit back. Also Snorts like a pig when he lies.

Hey Francisco, have you seen Omar?
Francisco: Last time I seen him he pulled a Doug west.

by FUCKOFFTROLLS July 5, 2020

Doug

A sexy beast that has a tiny dick but high sex drive. Tends to love objects to people and prefers coats over any other clothing. Women love him for his quietness and his intriguing personality.

Guy1: why is he wearing a coat at the beach?
Guy2: he’s a doug

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Doug Putt Special

The load that pays the best for the least amount of hours worked. A virtual gravy train.

Hey, did you hear, I finally got dispatched on a Doug Putt Special! I can sleep in, and beat all of the other drivers back to the yard. And guess what? I'm going to make the most money that day 😉

by Pigeon Bandit January 17, 2024

Doug

Usually an African American Male, Doug prefers to wear black jeans with shorts underneath while sagging. Doug is a Real One. Doug dont care bout nothin, Doug usually walks and goes wherever Doug pleases. Doug usually appears way older than he actually is, and also never takes his prefered sneaker off. What is his prefered sneaker you may ask? Jordans...always Jordans. doug dont do work for nobody, Doug is what you might call rebelious. Some may see Doug walking around randomly, but nobody really knows where he is going, except for Doug's younger extremely close friends. Some say his name may also be Greg, but that is only an Urban Legend...

Dude, where is Doug going? No one knows man...no one.

by ESS3NC3 November 4, 2021

Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.

The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.

by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023