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Diseased Fatass

a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.
YOU TOOK MY SANDWICH!!!!!! YOU DISEASED FATASS!!!!!!!!
by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011
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michael disease

it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead
by zsia December 24, 2021
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Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.
"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"
by Harsh Static October 8, 2018
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dollarborne disease

Any disease that is usually transmitted via touching paper dollars or coins, and putting those hands in places on your body where they can get in, like a cut or other external cavities. Such diseases are The Common Cold, influenza, or E. coli.
My friend Mark's in the hospital from a dollarborne disease. He was diagnosed with E. coli.

Wash your hands after handling money, or you may be liable to contract a dollarborne disease.

Dollarborne diseases can spread almost as easily as airborne diseases these days.
by d4unit November 16, 2017
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industrial disease

1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.

2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.
Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.
by Nunuv Yabizness November 16, 2010
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Disease Bucket

A person who frequently and commonly contracts diseases. Like a cold, or STDs.
Tori: I have a cold.
Sarah: Again? God, you're such a disease bucket!
by icebomb April 30, 2009
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Animator's Disease

A disease affecting animators of all kinds. It mainly targets the animators of "furries", "fursonas", animals, and such. The symptoms can include the growth of ears and a tail. The only cure is the animator's disease vaccination.
She got Animator's Disease and had to go to get the vaccination.
by AkaneRose February 22, 2011
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